Ross (strangeraeons) wrote,
Ross
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423 - JIMBO WALES

Jimbo "God Damn the Fuck" Wales is after your five dollar bills again. He'll only take the newer series that sport the giant purple "5" so he can melt that shit down in his private drug lab and make acid from it... but regardless of his intentions, I invite you to reminisce alongside me in a tribute to what makes the modern world's most extensive free internet encyclopedia a true gem of knowledge. A delicate turquoise (which tonight we shall pronounce "TA-QUA" in betwixt swigs of gourmet champagne) jewel in a sea of ever growing ignorance displayed by our dismal populace, ever lurching further into a trite tale told in a dystopian 80s sci-fi flick. Let me stem that tide by reminding my good friends and wizards of Jimbo Wales' most provoking contributions:















It is indeed a boundless source of knowledge. Please donate
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